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• I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!
• A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
• Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
• Unite against togetherness!
• Save a tree, eat a beaver
• What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
• Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up too..
• Opinions are like assholes... Everyone's got one, and they stink
• Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
• Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
• Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
• Fire Fire ! Go Call Fire Dept.
• Cool Man ! But Dont Get Freeze
• Reality Sucks! I’m Gonna Keep On Dreamin
• If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
• No fear! (NAME) is here!
• I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
• Life's a bitch. Be its pimp
• If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws
• I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun
• The higher you are, the farther you fall
• By the time you read this, you've already read it
• Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
• Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times
• I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!
• Dont steal, the government hates competition
• If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
• Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
• Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
• Politicians prefer unarmed peasants
• Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
• Women/Men who seek to be equal with men/women lack ambition
• Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end
• When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!
• What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!
• I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
• Not me, not now, maybe later...
• Life's a beach... Surf it up!
• Trying is the first step towards failure
• I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
• I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot
• If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
• Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but milk do?
• Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone
• I'm more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!
• When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better
• To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems
• WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU!
• I avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
• I love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours
• Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question
• Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
• There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
• Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
• When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
• Gravity always wins
• The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk
• There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise
• I'm not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings
• Buy land, they have quit making it!
• Don't judge a man by his boxers, it's what's inside that counts
• I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it
• Eat healthy, exercise more, still die

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Sorry, Can You Repeat That…Im Having A Blond Moment! 
Sorry, You Looked Cute From Far Away! 
Spiteful Words Hurt Your Feelings But Silence Breaks Your Heart! 
Stand Up For What You Feel Is Right Even If You Are Standing Alone! 
Star Light, Star Bright, Where The Heck Is Mr. Right? 
Stoners Live And Stoners Die, But In The End We All Get High So IF At First You Don't Suceed Fuck The Worls And Smoke Some Weed! 
Stop Honking Your Horn, Stop Calling My Name I Aint Falling For Your Game! 
Stop Looking At Me That Way, Your Scaring Me! 
Strutin' Out Stuff, Shaking Out Booties, Me And My Girls Are Little Cuties! 
Success Come Before Work…Only In The Dictionary! 
Sugar Is Sweet But It Rots Your Teeth, The Ocean Is Calming Til It Sucks Your Beneath I Thought You Loved Me But You Too Hurt Me! 
Surgeon General Warning, Flirting With Me May Lead To Extreme Infatuation And In Some Cases Unbelieveable Pleasure! 

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